An elephant was drinking out of a river one
day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a
log.

So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear
across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing
giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle
that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years
ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."